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Final George Pics of 2010.


FINAL GEORGE PICS OF 2010

You didn’t think I was going to let the year just tick by without one more George Pic did you? 2010 was a great year for George (as far as pictures go). With the cramming of girls into his room and lots of party opportunities, a lot of great shots came from wherever he was. Here are some of them to sum up the year.

Here we have George surrounded by what looks like girls. One of George’s favorite activities is to go into his room, invite a bunch of girls, and then forget how they got there. Here we have him taking a nice snooze on his home made quilt while the ladies around him pose for the camera. Looks like the one in the corner didn’t want to be captured, makes sense.

Looks like this one came from the same night, sometimes you can find George diggin’ for gold as if he was a San Francisco 49er (the name originated from the Gold Rush in California). Hopefully he got was he was looking for. I will be spending time with George tonight as we bring in the new year and hopefully none of this is happening.

And for the 3rd and final photo to wrap up 2010.

Everyone in the circle of trust knows this, George is a huge Michael Jackson fan (R.I.P). He is also a huge fan of starring at nothing. In this picture we have George glancing down at the floor while someone else is petting him. Now after very thorough scientific studies, experimentation shows that usually dogs, cats, any household pet, or babies get petted. Now with this photo evidence we can conclude that George does too. His phone is also in his hand indicating that he just typed a message that made no sense.

Happy New Years George and I’m looking forward to seeing more great images in 2011.


Chris Rock clowns on Oprah and Obama. (super funny)


Some of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard here. Looks like some huge award ceremony is going on but Chris Rock doesn’t care. He just starts clowning on Oprah and Obama, good jokes too, check em’ out.


Wack rapper gets smacked in the face!


Hahaha I actually love the fact that he got slapped cause his bars were garbage. But check it out, this is set up, everyone knows about it but him. Next thing you know ….BAP! Great video.

Here’s another great slappin’ while rappin’ but this time it’s serious.


Cavaliers fan gets beat up.


Don’t rock your Cavs jersey to a Heat game, it will not work out so well as you can tell from this clip. The dude is chanting something probably really annoying and ten minutes later it gets taken care of.


Chris Brown is Tatted.


Chris Brown turned to his Twitter page today to show his fans all of his new tattoos. Apparently the wings across his chest are the newest addition. Getting pretty filled up there.

After getting the idea for this post, I figured we might as well take a look at some other famous tatted people. Check em out.

Rick Ross is very tatted also, even though the site of him with his shirt off isn’t too exciting.

We all know Wiz Khalifa is inked up and doesn’t “give a motherfu*k”. He also is a self-proclaimed king of ink.

If you’ve caught any Nuggets games this year, you can see that Chris Anderson is fully covered also, his new neck tattoo has been making a lot of noise lately across the internet. I guess that’s what happens when you used to do meth.

Even though Wiz claims in one of his interviews that he is the “King of Ink”, I believe it to be Lil’ Wayne. He probably has the most covered body out of anyone, including face and legs. His partner in crime Birdman also has a lot but those are just ridiculous. Look below and you will see what I mean.

That’s got to be over kill. Anyways YMCMB 100 haha.

Are all these tattoos just a fad or what? Every NBA and NFL star is now getting covered, this was not happening too long ago. I’m pretty sure the music industry sets huge trends when it comes to this stuff. Anyways I don’t mind it, tat tat tatted up.


Sports Quotes of 2010


ESPN.com posted an article today with the top 20 sports quotes of year. But for your entertainment, we wanted to break down those 20 quotes down and provide you the 4 freshest quotes of the year.

Who: Greg Oden
Why: Responding to nude photos on the internet
What: “Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago, so I’ve definitely grown since then.”

Who: Mike Tyson
Why: Tyson just being Tyson
What: “My life is like a tornado, a f—ing hurricane. It’s like I’m a naked tornado that comes through a city and there’s just so much wreckage. There’s so much destruction, and when it’s finally over, it’s like the morning after and you’re sober and … what the f— happened here?”

Who: Charles Barkley
Why: Discussing Brett Favre’s cell phone SEXting controversy
What: “If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous. … That’s one of the Ten Commandments.”

Who: Lebron James
Why: ‘The Decision’
What: “I’m going to take my talents to South Beach.”

-Now obviously #1 on our fresh-list received much controversy and criticism. But after all we are the fresh-makers, and we do love us some Bron Bron, so without further ado (you know we had to do it) let the highlights roll!


This babies first word is…


Hahaha I’m not going to say until the video plays but this is pretty damn funny. Every question answered the same way. The slicked back Al Pachino look is workin for him too.

 


Arenas with CRAZY SHOT!


It didn’t count (75 ft.), but still worth a second look. The ball hits the rim, goes off the shot clock (that’s why it didn’t count), and SWISH! Would have been sick to see it count, it’s all good though, they were playing the NETS.


Ed Reed’s Jacket Catches fire.


Hahaha don’t know how a fire started out there but somehow it caught Ed Reed’s jacket on fire. Just sitting on the sidelines and a bunch of smoke starts to come up. Of course the announcers sound super corny. See what happened below.


Raiders vs. Chargers FIGHT!


No not the team, the fans in the parking lot after the game, this is hilarious. Most of the dudes are smashed but it’s all good, still makes for a pretty good video.


Hilarious Hip-Hop Christmas Parody!


Yo yo yo its Weezy, Rick Ross, Jeezy and Plies all in one HOOD ASS Christmas Carol. Pretty funny stuff right here, thought it would be right for the holiday season.


Looks like Chucks got a little song for us.


With all the mash-ups going on, this one is hilarious, T-Mobile, D-Wade, and Charles Barkley get together for a pretty funny commercial. Chuck makes a statement on TV, then Cool N Dre chop it up with some auto tune to make a nice little cut. The video is below, you don’t wanna miss this laugh attack.


“It’s a Personal Matter”_ Rex Ryan


I’m sure you’ve heard about the foot fetish videos that Rex Ryan’s wife is allegedly in? Well if not here’s the skinny: Some video leaked of his wife showing off her feet, the narrator in the back sounds just like Rex. This has been flying all over the NFL. When asked about the issue, this is all the Jets coach has to say.


What is Obama doing for the Holidays?


Well of course he’s taking a 10-day vacation with his family in Honolulu, Hawaii. I mean Christmas is only one day, but ten days are on the agenda and he has a butt-load of secret service to accompany him so why not? Man this guy and his wife love traveling, economy might be to sh*t, who cares though right? Gotta get a good tan going.


Eli shows up to press conference and no one is there.


HAHA this is hilarious. After the Eagles stomped out the Giants Eli Manning returns to the locker room to attend his press conference and no one is there. Literally nobody wanted to talk to him, one dude showed up. So funny just seeing one small dude coming into all the empty seats and then Eli awkwardly stands at the podium and starts the conference. They deserve this for the comeback they got against them.

 


Redneck Celebrates Eagles win.


 

Alright so this is cousin Billy. To me he looks like Danny McBride or Kenny Powers from East Bound and Down. He says that if the Eagles win the game (beat the Giants) then he will take his shirt off and run around the neighborhood screaming. Looks like he lives up to his word, pretty funny at the end when the other family member tries to chest bump him, the most uncoordinated dude I’ve ever seen.

HAHA


Redman wants to blow one with Wiz and Curren$y


Redman got on Goodfella radio the other day and was asked what he thought of the new weed movement in hip hop (referring to Wiz and Curren$y). He said if he runs into em he wants to blow one with em and gave his thoughts on Wiz’s $10,000 a month habit. He says it’s hard to believe but isn’t knockin’ his style. Check the footage.


Will Smith and Mark Wahlberg are going to box?


Apparently some promoter has put up $1,000,000 for these two to go at it. Who do you think would win? They both played some sort of boxing role in their movies. If we were to go by character in film then Will Smith would most definitely take the crown, since he was Ali.

Damon Feldman is the promoter and he wants to show people that not only can these two men act as boxers but they can actually do the real thing in the ring. Both fighters have trained for their roles previously and Wahlberg has even considered a career in boxing instead of acting. Supposedly he’s mentioned before that if he did take up boxing earlier in his life then he could have taken on Manny Pacquiao. Cool your jets Mark, I wouldn’t take it that far.


Are the JETS cheating?


Don’t get me wrong I love this team, Rex and Reevis are my dudes, but a lot of footage has been surfacing as of late. First we have the snowball incident, now they’re saying that even the non-playing staff is putting out special line-ups to trip players? These accusations are ridiculous I think. The NFL needs to get back to mud slingin, head bussin’, bone breakin’ football, none of these no hard hits rules and now cheating accusations. Play the game don’t let the game play you.

Then you also have another incident with Tyler Brayton from the Panthers (gets fined $15k). This has made a lot of news lately, tackling outside of the game? Not cool bro.

 


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